lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
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if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon
… small gay moments?
we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways
if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong
LOL alexis the entire bus thought we were lesbians.
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if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
you are the future
(via macc2319)
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
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i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
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tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
(Source: spqrad, via -lovemejustalittlebitmore)
