fasterfood: “hey, did u hear somebody bought tumblr?” “ya, who?” “yeah”
thesebrokenpromises: ryaninwonderland: who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety I had social anxiety, horrible grades and a couple of great friends but I have to say it was the best years of my life
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future
thefaultsinourself: densofaxis: the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off that is beautiful
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 my blog is worth more than i am Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30 first the body...
lonelywhiteasian: my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
staybeautifulhun: witch-breed: questbedhead: titanicgirl666: when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms I’m so done with this post. Mpgis is my life doe.